1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003
more than a shitload
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State
by cojack June 02, 2005
The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.
A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.
by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004
A great amount of something.
Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.
by KIT CLOUD July 25, 2003
Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.
I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.
by shinakuma November 04, 2004
The acceptable weight at which a man is willing to have intercourse with a woman, plus one ton.
Whew man, take a look at Samantha—she is really packing in on. Yah bro, she’s about a fuck ton too many for me.
by TacomaBeags April 14, 2011

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