Higher level of bumfuckery.
The utter stupidity and ignorance is so profound that you begin to consider killing yourself or the fucktard in order to escape/end the situation.
We were all having dinner when John started his shitbumfuckery. Everyone at the table was ready to drive their utensils into his throat.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'