Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.

BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”

Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

shitbattical 

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.

''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.

shitbattical by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017

shitcastle

a mound of shit that rises above the waterline in the basin of a porta-potty

She left an enormous shitcastle in the Johhny-on-the-spot!

shitcastle by Stinky Bottoms March 15, 2008

shitbate 

When a person takes a shit and stops halfway to masterbate.

Ah man, I was taking a shit when I caught a glimps of myself and got horny and I hade to shitbate

shitbate by young n high February 27, 2010

shit battle 

History:
A direct derivative of piss battle. This type of battle was created when two piss battle combatants had a draw...that is, both bladders were burst. Neither contestant wanted to cease the battle so they decided to join their rectums in order to have a battle of the anal muscles.

1. The combatants join their anal cavities together and after forming an leaktight seal begin to push the defecate between eachother. These battles are often ended once one of the combatants has emptied their body of all defecate. At this moment the combatant may disconnect their anus from their opponent and claim victory.

Shit battles are epic.

Shit battles do not cause cancer.

shit battle by Argonak April 13, 2008

shithattery 

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery

99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

shithattery by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011

shitlittle 

shitlittle- a shitty person , place , or thing . it can literally be shitty , or figuratively shitty .

“Look at that shitlittle with the shitlittle dicc !”

shitlittle by amourellaaa May 9, 2018