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the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies
My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...
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trick shit 

Its when something happens and it screws you right over. Often it something someone else does that's completely unnecessary and avoidable. The consequences for you are more severe than for the person that pulled the shit. The incidents will commonly occur when you least expect or want it to happen.
Dam that whack bitch behind be pulled some trick shit in my exam....now i have to retake.

Or

That crazy bitchass punk drove his car into me.... on the day of my sons wedding....daaag

trick shit by chazza1989 May 23, 2006

trick shit 

Having an almost uncontrollable desire to take the biggest dump/load/shit anyone can ever fathom. But when the moment finally arrives nothing but gas and quite possibly very few shit nibblets fall out.
Johnny had been driving for 5 miles trying to find a bathroom. He thought he was going to shit his pants with 20 pounds worth of crap. But when he got there he realized he had been trick shitted... he farted for 6 seconds straight, struggled, pushed, moved around in a circular motion only to have NOTHING come out of his bunghole.

all he could say was "damn, a trick shit!"
trick shit by italo August 13, 2007

trick shit 

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.
We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.

Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke 

When somebody says something to piss you off so you put a whole bunch of swear words together that doesn't make any sense just so you can make yourself feel better
Person 1 your retarded

Person 2:Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke
Person 1: that doesn't even make any sense

Shit Trickle 

A process by which staff receives the responsibility for problems made by and passed down from inept upper management. This occurrence typically results in staff handling angry phones calls regarding problems that they generally know nothing about but must attempt to correct. Their professional reputation might also be affected by this unfortunate process.
"My administrator messed up this project and now I'm gonna get all these angry phone calls. They're gonna think I'm responsible for it too. What a fuckin' shit trickle...".

shit thicket 

A state of mind or situation in which every move you make is wrong; every action takes you deeper into the shit. Also: an unproductive area of disagreement or argument
1) "It feels like I've been stuck in a shit thicket for weeks." 2) "Let's not get into that shit thicket tonight"
shit thicket by hotcrossbunjijumper February 13, 2015