shit shower and shave 

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

shit shower and shave by Kevin July 26, 2004

shit shower shave and shampoo 

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

shit shower shave and shampoo by blommy May 22, 2005

shit shave shower and wank 

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

shit shave shower and wank by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

shit, shave, shower and shine 

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

shit, shave, shower and shine by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013