Freddy Krueger shit 

When you see someone who has a scary or wicked looking scar somewhere on their body.

Tom - "Did you see that guy's hand?!?!"

Mary - "No. Why?"

Tom - "He had a gunshot scar on his hand. It was some Freddy Krueger shit!!!"

Freddy Krueger shit by Batcatmunkin September 12, 2011

Shitzkrieg 

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

shitskrieg 

A pseudo-Germanic conglomeration, with meaning roughly similar to "shit-storm."

Dammit, Jim! Get over here, there's going to be a major shitskrieg.

shitskrieg by LdG April 17, 2008

shitzkrieg 

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

shitzkrieg by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

Shitzkrieg 

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

Shitzkrieg by shlin August 17, 2009

shitskrieg 

A large quantity of feces output in a considerably short window of time.

Dude! Triple-flusher in 5 minutes, what an awesome shitskrieg!

shitskrieg by vtpinoy January 23, 2011

Shitzkrieg 

When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.

Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.

Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...

Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.

Shitzkrieg by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016