shit keyboard 

the tern usually used for when you make huge typo's over and over in IRC or some type of chat program

fck
fuckkkk
god damn what a shit keyboard

shit keyboard by phatboi20 February 4, 2010

Shit stained keyboard 

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

Shit stained keyboard by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006