"Shit" may just be the most powerful word in the English
language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
by Word Girl March 5, 2006
1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material.
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot
by Matt May 5, 2003
1) crap, poop, feces, ass butter, diareah, brown snake, dump, fly food, dung
2) a funny word that everyone says
3) a word you use when you stub your toe, shoot yourself in the foot, hit your head on the corner of the cabinet, fall down the stairs, crash your car, if the nuclear reactor across the street blows up, or you get pushed into a wall
2) a funny word that everyone says
3) a word you use when you stub your toe, shoot yourself in the foot, hit your head on the corner of the cabinet, fall down the stairs, crash your car, if the nuclear reactor across the street blows up, or you get pushed into a wall
by irishmoron February 19, 2006
The most flexible swear word next to fuck. Can be used in a number of different ways (verb, noun, adverb, etc.). Also more acceptable to use in public and on TV than fuck, because it does not connect to sex in any way 99% of the sime. But is usually censored with it's less vulgar cousin crap, which can be used in almost every sense of shit...or it's even milder second-cousin "poop"
Also slang for feces. Any form of the word "shit" pertaining to feces is a literal form of the word. Examples of common context used found below. Check out South Park's "It Hits The Fan" for more details.
Also slang for feces. Any form of the word "shit" pertaining to feces is a literal form of the word. Examples of common context used found below. Check out South Park's "It Hits The Fan" for more details.
literal noun: I left shit in the toilet, so I gotta flush it.
non-literal noun: Sorry, I've got shit to do.
literal adjective: My underwear is shitty.
non-literal adjective: That movie was shitty, so don't see it.
literal expletive (sometimes): Bullshit!
non-literal expletive: Aw, shit!
literal verb: I just shitted (or shat) on myself.
non-literal verb (sometimes): Our team was shitted on in the playoffs.
There's also a piece of shit, chicken-shit, to know your shit, shit-for-brains, and the list goes on.
non-literal noun: Sorry, I've got shit to do.
literal adjective: My underwear is shitty.
non-literal adjective: That movie was shitty, so don't see it.
literal expletive (sometimes): Bullshit!
non-literal expletive: Aw, shit!
literal verb: I just shitted (or shat) on myself.
non-literal verb (sometimes): Our team was shitted on in the playoffs.
There's also a piece of shit, chicken-shit, to know your shit, shit-for-brains, and the list goes on.
by PS, I'm Black April 20, 2008
Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:
Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above
Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above
by Slap Chappie February 16, 2003
An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show Trailer Park Boys to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.
1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.
2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.
by benormous April 24, 2006
Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.
You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.
'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.
by Wigga May 2, 2003