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"Shit" may just be the most powerful word in the English
language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
Do you really need an example after all that shit? I didn't think so.
by Word Girl March 05, 2006
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A bout of diarrhea. The 'Muddy Waterfalls'. Extreme case: When one can crap through the eye of a needle.

See also 'Brads'.
"If I drink any more than 5 pints of Guinness I get the shits the morning after."
by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003
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What the fuck are those shits?

Take a look at these shits.

by BrownEye4U April 13, 2006
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Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:

Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above



by Slap Chappie February 16, 2003
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1) crap, poop, feces, ass butter, diareah, brown snake, dump, fly food, dung

2) a funny word that everyone says

3) a word you use when you stub your toe, shoot yourself in the foot, hit your head on the corner of the cabinet, fall down the stairs, crash your car, if the nuclear reactor across the street blows up, or you get pushed into a wall
1) shit

2) shit

3) oh shit
by irishmoron February 18, 2006
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In the movie Accepted,the fake college was called shit
by Samkid December 23, 2006
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An acronym that stands for "Sexual Harassment Investigation Team." Because as we all know, 99% of "sexual harassment" claims these days are, in fact, a crock of shit.
Suzy filed a sexual harassment claim against Bob because he said she looked hot in her new outfit. Sounds like a S.H.I.T. case if you ask me.
by JustAnotherGuy December 28, 2004
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