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A perfect man from Croatia who is so easy to love, and promises the world. I selfless man who cooks, sings, and makes you laugh. A true prince charming. Very strong and protective. Completely understanding and incredible. The love of my life.
"Wow look at that Sime!"
Sime by Baby Princess86 February 10, 2010
Šime
A common name for male children in Dalmatia, a coastal region of Croatia.
Approximately 25% of males are named "Šime". Other unreasonably popular names are Mate, Frane and Roko.
Why parents keep naming their children based on Wold War heroes remains a mystery, although recent studies have shown a decline in such naming policy.
It is not known if naming your child Šime affects his social and personal life in any specific manner. It HAS been confirmed, however, that if your child decides to study at any College outside of Dalmatia, it is highly probable that he will be the only Šime.
Approximately 25% of males are named "Šime". Other unreasonably popular names are Mate, Frane and Roko.
Why parents keep naming their children based on Wold War heroes remains a mystery, although recent studies have shown a decline in such naming policy.
It is not known if naming your child Šime affects his social and personal life in any specific manner. It HAS been confirmed, however, that if your child decides to study at any College outside of Dalmatia, it is highly probable that he will be the only Šime.
Hot Girl 1: Hey, that guy's looking interesting. Do you know what's his name?
Hot Girl 2: Mhm, Šime.
Hot Girl 1: ROFLMAO, why isn't he called Marko like everybody else??
Hot Girl 2: Mhm, Šime.
Hot Girl 1: ROFLMAO, why isn't he called Marko like everybody else??
Šime by Antennaman51 February 6, 2010
sime sandwich
A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.
1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!
2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!
2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
sime sandwich by Cap'n Snatch April 8, 2008
Haber Sime Muero
Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.
Haber Sime Muero by Lzfer October 26, 2018