shirred eggs 

Eggs that are cracked into a ramekin dish and baked until the yolks slightly harden. They are seasoned with salt, pepper, and cream is drizzled while baking to keep them from drying.

Shirred eggs make fried eggs look like Mario Batali. Greasy.

shirred eggs by Chef Basco September 5, 2007

Purple-shirted eye-stabber 

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

Purple-shirted eye-stabber by NightWind November 8, 2010

i'm to sirred

When your body,personality and everything equivalent to you. dosent match anything or andbody. "equivalent to" "im built different."

i'm to sirred mean-John| Yo Tyron, why dont you talk to me no more... Tyron| Sorry man im just to sirred for you.

i'm to sirred by Johnquavious demarcus III February 17, 2022

Sirred 

verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'

20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"

Sirred by mr uef October 23, 2011

Fots Shired 

A funny more creative way to say Shots Fired.

JP Diaz:

"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."

superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"

Fots Shired by superslikuzi March 23, 2010

shirrell 

Hot, focused, Artistic, good nature, business person, One man woman, Generous, and loving

Boy#1: I wish I had a Shirrell in my life.
Boy#2: shirrells are the best.

shirrell by Anthony221 November 12, 2017

Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.

Stripey Shirted Douche by Puce Emu August 21, 2008