shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005

Shipping Wars

Where a bunch of people start arguing, and wage a war over which couples in a show were meant to be canon in a webcomic, anime, tv show,ect.

I went on this chat room, and there were all these people who started arguing over Homestuck shipping. The arguement quickly became a full on shipping war, and i got involved. Darn shipping wars

by T3r3z1 Pyrop3 June 22, 2013

shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF

Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell

by SydneyNotAustralian January 10, 2021

Shipping anxiety

The feeling of waiting for a product you ordered from the internet to arrive.

Phillip, "Yo dude, I ordered some sneakers last week and I've been looking outside my window for the UPS truck the last few days. What if it got lost? What if I got scammed? What if they already dropped it off while I was gone and some thief saw the package in front of my door and stole it?"

Alex, "Bro, calm down. You just got a mad case of Shipping Anxiety."

by pipskix August 23, 2010

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

sampling

the process of taking brief segments of sound (from a song, movie or elsewhere) and using that sound to form another sound or musical piece.

Kanye West is known for sampling soul songs from the 70's and 80's.

by djestouff April 17, 2006