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1. Shit Eating Ass Goblin
An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
2. Butter Pecan
Butter Pecan is not only one of the more delicious ice cream flavors on the market, it is considered THE premier flavor for eating ass. It is little known that the flavor was originally designed to be a delicious additive specifically for ass-eating.
Butter Pecan, what's it for? EATING ASS!

Lather on some butter pecan
3. muffin-ass
1. an endearing term used by homosexuals to refer to their partners.

2. the act of eating ass, usually for breakfast.
1. Chuck loves his little muffin-ass.

2. Chuck had some muffin-ass this morning before work.
by Steven Jun 3, 2004 share this
4. ass-balunker
taken from the chinese proverb-" if your chicken will not fry its probably because you are a rice, piece of shit, ass-balunker"- its used as a tail end of most insults which have you noticed have all started with "gay-ass" or "-ass" of some sort? o and by the way it means you either suck at life or toss old-people's salad.
Wow, ryan riceloft is a peguin-shit eating, ass-balunker. //or

Hey look at that lose, i bet he's such an ass-balunker.notice that could use either definition :)
by jew Mar 20, 2005 share this
5. Rim Job
a tongue in the ass, usually homosexual, and usually the most intimate of contact. Not limited to hiney-huffers.
In this evolving world, Sy the straight guy is afraid of his own ass, doesn't know how to wash that ass correctly, and therefore will remain oblivious to the infinite pleasure of a Rim Job.
6. ass mouth
Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.
"Everybody at the Party was SO Grossed Out by My 'Ass Mouth' nobody`d talk to me!
7. drunk off my ass
The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
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