by kaitlin barnes December 1, 2004
Deceived by a man's appearance into thinking he is a she. To get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some fuckin' dude. She is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. Transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that Jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. To be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
Dude, I got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. Saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when I got around to the front it was a fuckin' sunbaked old man! Goddamnit!
by Proctologist74 September 23, 2011
A mixture of the words him and she. Used to describe someone who has characteristics of both a male and female person.
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
by Jon Zamboni July 14, 2005
Person A: "My dick is 1.5 inches hard."
Person B: "You're such a shim."
Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
Person B: "You're such a shim."
Person A: "What's the difference between a mosquito and a shim?"
Person B: "You can feel a mosquito when it's in you."
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 13, 2009
by Linguist6541 April 11, 2009
by WeLiveFunLivesInMyCircle December 29, 2016