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To accidently "shit" when you "sneeze." See also: shart.
Rachel was just expecting to sneeze, but when she did, she sheezed.
by kayacw September 06, 2007
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The act of sneezing so hard that you crap yourself

Etymology ( SHit + snEEZE)
Oh god! She just sheezed in the hot tub!
by phoenix21888 April 12, 2011
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Sheeze: when you are constipated and a sneeze helps you shit.
I was really constipated but that sheeze solved that problem instantly.
by Rozzysed August 06, 2016
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"hey crackwhore, i've got an eightball of sheeze. i might share some if you suck my dick"
by saynotocrack November 02, 2003
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The disgusting yellow fluid that leaks from a dog's sheath, especially in the morning.
Oh gross! J-mo is getting sheeze all over the comforter!
by PKMousie July 05, 2016
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When your really mad and don't want to swear
Sheeze I lost my phone
by Peppa pig March 31, 2017
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