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The euphoric extravagant fondness affection you feel when the toilet water gently smooches the rim of your anal cavity and sometimes the testicles.
Bobby went to his grandmas house after eating a hot mess of taco bell. He ran to the bathroom and sat down on the throne. When Bobby unleashed the rage of the flaming black pickles, they shot into the toilet water like the missiles Russia targetted at Ukrian. The toilet water shot back up like a bidet giving him a feeling he’s never experienced before. Bobby’s eyes were opened and he saw the world and stars and more. He now knew the meaning of life. However, Bobby is now sadly addicted to shwoonking himself about 77 times a day and has not been able to recover from his addiction.
Shwoonk by The queef inhaler March 19, 2022
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An exclamatory phrase enunciated by vibrating the lower part of the vocal canal producing a rapid, resonating, high-pitched sound. Currently only one person can successfully perform this technique.
F: Shwooom!
A: Baziiiing
shwooom by Anosh June 27, 2008

Shwoodwee 

Swoodwee is a very delicious and expensive German breakfast. It consisted of either pancakes or waffles on the bottom that were stacked, then topped with the finest whipped cream and fruits.
1. "Today, we had some delicious shwoodwee for breakfast"

2. "MMM, that tastes so good, it's almost as good as shwoodwee.

schwoogies 

Derogatory term used to describe the blax. Gained popularity when a Philly radio show led by Kidd Chris repeatedly played a song by Lady Gash referencing schwoogies. Kidd Chris and the other members involved in the incident were terminated two months later after an "investigation." Here are the lyrics to said song:
Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet it's a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles.
schwoogies by fennec2009 May 21, 2008

Schwoops 

Pronounced (Sha-whoops) The act of verbally expressing ones excitement. It can be used at the beginning or end of any sentence and also can be used in the context of a question. But, it is commonly used in the act of celebration or accomplishment. For instance, making a cup in a game of beer pong.
Yo dude I just got that hotties number. Schwoops!
Schwoops?... You [aight man?
JOHNNY JUST SCORED THE GAME WINNING GOAL SCHWOOPSS!

Shwoopdidoop

To swindle or rip off someone; Shady action; To be/get jewed; alot of the time involving money
Ex 1
-"Cover the Hostess shift this saturday and someone else will cover your server shift that you are orignially supposed to be working that night."

-"Serving I make like 100$... Hosting I make like 10$..."

-"Yeah, but the other Host needs off."

-"No way! Don't shwoopdidoop me"

Ex 2

-"Nike is having a sale on 3.0's!"
-"I just bought them hoes full price -___-"
-"LOL you got shwoodidooped"
Shwoopdidoop by AGDawg May 9, 2013