shawsheen tech 

A technical school where everyone is stereotyped by their shop and it is pretty accurate for the most part, almost everyone smokes or drinks, people think its a trend to be bysexual, it is a common occurance to see people in full pokemon costumes and other weird ass clothes, the freshman get freakyer every year, mcas is a huge deal but hardly anyone prepairs for it and still passes, there are pointless bomb threats and everything academics is wicked easy.

you cant walk down the halls of shawsheen tech without being like wtf?

shawsheen tech by stonerman yahh July 7, 2010

Shawsheen Tech 

The one school where everyday is another adventure, especially for the new freshmen, you make so many new friends from different towns and we have exploratories of our shops. This is the one school where anyone can be themselves and won't get judged a lot by others (Sometimes). There is a LOT of drama and fights but other than that it's like one whole family. We're all freaks, this is the best school I've ever gone to. We're all stereotyped by shops and there are 5 surrounding towns that go to this school. Wilmington, Billerica, Tewksbury, Burlington, and Bedford. It's the type of school you need to be selected or accepted to come into because of 5 towns with 20-40 kids from each. Also we get into spirit for the school and Halloween/Christmas any other fun or good holiday coming up we dress up for!

You mess with one kid, you mess with all of us.

Mr. Buckley is the funniest teacher in Shawsheen Tech!

Holy crap, 1,327 kids in this school this year, that's the most we've ever had!

Omg!! Did she just say what I think she just said? Like omg i'm gonna punch her.

Girl: So what are you being for Halloween? Boy: Obama.! My friend's coming into school tomorrow as McCain and i'm going as Obama. Girl: Cool! I'm going to be an 80's dancer.

Guy: LOL! I love Halloween at this school! Girl: Did you just see the guy in the gorilla suit chasing the guy in the banana costume around the cafeteria!? Guy: Yeah :)

Shawsheen Tech by Culinary Junior<3 June 13, 2011

shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009

Brown Shaheen 

When one scoots their ass across the floor like a dog, then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for sexual gratification).

Scott Brown is about to pull a “Brown Shaheen” on New Hampshire.

Brown Shaheen by Atavistic Ape October 29, 2014

shawshank exemption 

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.

Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.

shawshank exemption by amra July 12, 2006

Shaheen

The roots are derived from Persian ancestry, a highly ancient name meaning "Falcon". Some would say Shaheen also means "God Of All Falcons" or just "God" at times, it really depends on the use.

I saw the Shaheen soar overhead with such grace & pride, his schlong trailed behind, it was magnificent.

Shaheen by OdinIsLord January 31, 2009

Shasmeen

Shasmeen is a really pretty& sexy gyal that all the boys want. She has so may people that are jealous of her but she still gets along with everyone

‘I wish I was as pretty as shasmeen,she’s sooo lucky

Shasmeen by MyNansSmexyyy October 26, 2018