Shaboingery 

Felonious levels of Tomfoolery. Often performed by a silly rascal, a goofy guy, a rambunctious little scallywag.

Did you hear? Troy got arrested for second-degree shaboingery, what a goober!

Shaboingery by Vertical Toast October 19, 2022

yak shaving 

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

yak shaving by Brandon April 4, 2005

The Sharingan

The Sharingan is an ability that allows a ninja to copy, by mere sight, their opponents' techniques while gaining incredible reflexes and perceptive abilities.

I swear if I had the power of The Sharingan I would use it to destroy people like you

The Sharingan by The Uchiha Umut November 15, 2020

shaboinga 

A male penis, also known as a dick, a jimmy, a johnson, a weiner, a cock, a donkey, a dong, a monkey, and so on.

I like getting my shaboinga sucked.

shaboinga by PIMP June 11, 2006

Shaboingery 

Shaboing - Manipulation through jokes
Shaboinging - Act of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingery - Crime of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingee - Victim of shaboinging
Shaboinger - Assailant of shaboinging/person who commits shaboingery

the judge said, "You have been charged with the crime shaboingery."

Shaboingery by Snowy_Bee November 5, 2022

Shaving Bareback 

When you shave without 'protection' ie. you shave without shaving gel.

Shaving bareback is very dangerous as it may lead to bleeding, rashes and/or itching. Always use protection.

Shaving Bareback by alisjay January 27, 2013

Sharing the Moose 

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

Sharing the Moose by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009