shatty patty

a patty of shit

wow michael, what’d u eat for dinner? that’s a huge shatty patty

by Kender Bender December 26, 2018

Jig shatty

When you sneeze and poo yourself, its the awkward cheek squeeze dance you do on the way to the bathroom to change your undergrunts.

Al Roker did the first jig shatty in the White House!

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

Jig shatty

Unintentionally pooing ass juice in your underpants while doing a jig.

Old man Jenkins did a true jig shatty after he found out he won $10 on that scratch ticket.

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 25, 2005

shatty fatty

When you are a lactose intolerant,ice cream loving fat man.

I am a shatty fatty.

by DaRedShatter November 9, 2017

Shatty Batty

Exactly the same as a brown badger, just with a slightly more witty and comical name

Ive got shatty batty

by Darklanky March 14, 2009

shatty scree

1) Influential musically and vine trend. Katy Perry even used this term in her hit song "I kissed a Girl" she liked it so much she became a shat cat (A term for shatty enthusiasts). This was the pinacol of early 2000s comedy.

2) A common slang term used in the early 2000s often between acquaintances or friends.

"Ayo! Shatty Scree Scree!"

"Shatty Scree!"

by blackjack69420 September 11, 2023