18 definitions by Joe Momma

aleem

the most gangster guy in the world.
his name is alim in reality
dont want to mess with this tough sum bitch
he fuk u up

hey man u see ray? alim fuked him up

by Joe Momma March 16, 2004

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches

Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 25, 2005

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John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.

I don't think an example is needed.

by Joe Momma January 19, 2005

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shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit

man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.

by Joe Momma January 20, 2005

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snoggle

the act of giving a blowjob while keeping your teeth togther and thrusting one's junk in between the side of the teeth and the cheek.
Otherwise known as an SGL

Dude_1:Hey man how was Stacy?
Dude_2: Yeah that chick was a a skank... she let me snoggle her right after condom sex...

by Joe Momma January 24, 2004

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