Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.
by Spurtz October 26, 2007
The feeling that you are barfing out your ass. Occurs frequently after a night of drinking and is usually followed up by dry heaving out your ass.
by Casey Big Balls July 11, 2008
by hlbndr December 9, 2009
to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.
"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"
"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"
"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"
"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"
"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"
by Johnny Blanco August 23, 2007
To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.
Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.
by Kyle October 14, 2004
Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor
by Mr.orisa main 2020 May 12, 2020
by ParkerScones March 4, 2019