cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

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handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

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Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

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n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

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Is a South African slang word which means "something". It is mostly used by youth.

Person A : Hey bra you got that shandis?
Person B : Oh I got it!

Shandis by MartinezSA March 25, 2017

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A site/forum lurker, he's always there but you never know for shure...

Also known as: SSnoicebox, ShadyShadow, Twitch and ShadyShadows_production

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A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

Boner shandy by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

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A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

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