Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
Lives in a cave and is a hermit.
A raging homosexual often confused by mundane situations.
Often found chasing small children in a van labeled "Free Candy".
Also found with a minion for the devil following by his hip, at most times minion is attached.
Suffers from pedophilia and necrophilia.