The toughest neighborhood in Virginia.Populated by absolute badass mofos.Located just off of HWY 58 in the asshole of Courtland. Courtland is an hour between Norfolk and Richmond in the 757.
Guy 1:I'm from the 804 where we ride our bikes around all day drinkin PBRs and smackin hos, where are you from?
Guy 2: I'm from Shands where we ride dirty in our paddle boats smackin fools with wiffle ball bats
Guy 1: Mother of god..
Particulate matter composed of feces that remains after the toilet has been flushed.
Gross! Someone dropped a bomb and left some shand.
An almost non-existent creature, unidentifiable other than by excrement found flowing out of its mouth.
Lives in a cave and is a hermit.
A raging homosexual often confused by mundane situations.
Often found chasing small children in a van labeled "Free Candy".
Also found with a minion for the devil following by his hip, at most times minion is attached.
Suffers from pedophilia and necrophilia.
Man, that dude is a real shand.
A slang term for a shandy or puff
man that shand daren't jump off the com centre
a hand with shit on it due to lack of handwashing after the defecation process
Man that kid with jew fro' has some brown shands.
1../A (an) douche-bag who is a fat, gay, pervert.
2../A (an) pedophile after little boys.
3../A (an) jackass-fool- (not a donkey)
ShanD is at a (an) Chucky cheese (anywhere) and walks up to a little boy and says "I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU LICK MY LOLY POP".