Shamoo

The sexiest being of all time appears rarely if sighted your just jesus.

Shamoo lookin fine.

by Totally not Shamoo October 15, 2020

Shamoo poot

Whale fart that shows excitement

Can I get a shamoo poot for that game winner?

by Felix brown January 6, 2019

giga shamoo

A variation of Shamoo. Fat person, usually female, who is so fat that it seems to defy all known laws of physics that they can stand, walk, or breath without the world collapsing in on them due to the enormous gravitational pull they create.

Fuck what a giga shamoo that bitch is! What the fuck is she doing riding that moped!? Oh wait... its not a moped that's her fuckin flaps draggin'!

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 12, 2005

shamoo slam

Sex with a very fat person

That bitch was so fat we was doin the shamoo slam

by iceprincess1964 February 13, 2014

peak a boo shamoo

To take a shit that is so long that it falls into the hole of the toilet and extends upwards to pop its head up out of the toilet water, as if to say "peak a boo".

I just took the longest turd you should have seen it it was a total peak a boo shamoo! wicked!

by Paul Rabinowitz July 4, 2006

Marvin-Shamoo

Crazy hispanic SoB that does a bunch of running like cross country. Is in love with Paula-Heffer and goes very VERY crazy when around her.

marvin loves the heffer very much

by shamoo May 2, 2005

shamoo puppy

A submissive role playing character with the face (mask) of a dog and the body of a utility cleaning device.

"I'm thinking about turning my boyfriend into a Shamoo Puppy tonight."

"That's intense, don't be too rough on him!"

"I might, but the whole apartment's gonna be clean by the time we're done! ;)"

by BoldGold November 2, 2015