by dmpawley March 26, 2003
A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
by Emma Frost December 5, 2019
by Bandit June 13, 2003
Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."
"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."
"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
by Julie the Queen November 12, 2007
A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.
by Pooktastic August 31, 2009
Dang that chick is a total moped!
"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."
"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."
by Hoolia16 October 31, 2011