moped

-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."

by Day January 19, 2006

moped

an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped

went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night

by makelatackela June 11, 2006

moped

A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.

That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.

by obabakoak July 25, 2006

moped

A little bike.

I'm fin ride my moped to work.

by Lil Eazy Geek Squeazy December 16, 2008

moped

A Molester Pedophile

Shes only 15. Reed would do her, hes a moped.

by Tom Skeeter January 14, 2008

moped

gettin yo ass scraped

the suns got moped by the lakers 50-5

by get after it February 25, 2008

moped

To hump a fat chick, out of desperation, fun or just straight being lupid.
Usually preceded by "riding a..."

My stupid friend Jim, always talks about two things, riding mopeds and playing with his elbia, which usually will impress a fat chick into the sex.

by Dan Jewell March 17, 2005