Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.

"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."

Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008

Schalacking 

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.

Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!

Schalacking by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

shalacking 

beat the oposition by a huge margin

wow, we gave them a good old fashioned shalacking today

shalacking by tibore September 20, 2008

shafnacking 

When someone, ususally a woman, excessively thinks of penises.

During classtime, me and my friends usually enjoy shafnacking.

shafnacking by Gnarls Barkley July 12, 2006

Shlacking 

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid

Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen

Shlacking by L and the J's September 1, 2017

shillacking 

Failing to accomplish a goal despite spending a huge amount of effort on lies and dirty tricks.

Hillary really took a shillacking in the election. I guess that $6 million she paid to astroturf Reddit and start fights at Trump rallies didn't pay off?

shillacking by ColonelCluster November 9, 2016

shalacking 

Slapping your big, fat, hairy, sweaty sack against someones ears or nose. Sometimes a nut might get lodged in someones ear or nose...making them sneeze or pop their ears. You may also choose to nut in the persons hair while having your nuts stuck in one of their facial crevices.

We gave bob a public shalacking

shalacking by MarkyMark July 7, 2003