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sexitorium 

A cruck silly bachelor pad where mad hunnies come to get naked; or a specific room in the home where sillyness commences.
Nadra ain't all about Matt & AJ's Sexitorium and Beer Pong Tournament Grounds
One who is both sexy and precious.
Jennah was sexy and precious. She was sexious.
Sexious by -JilLxX December 23, 2009

Sexitious 

being so sexy it's actually just a disease.
"Damn, look at that girl. She looks fine as hell. She must have Sexitious."
Sexitious by woahitsbeckstuh November 25, 2009

Sextopus 

During an orgy when one man/woman uses all four limbs, mouth, and genitalia to pleasure their partners
Me: Hey hunter how was the orgy last nighy?
Hunter: Dude, I mastered the sextopus with 6 people!!
Sextopus by Freemahniggajohn July 3, 2018

Cerebral Serratus Seritosus 

A fatal brain disease that is derived from the consumption of pelican ribs from the arctic circle who have been eaten by flamingo's.
As I chowed down on ribs from a pelican, i became nauseous and went into an epileptic seizure. Before the last gasp, I looked at the package and noticed that these ribs were imported from the Arctic and, in bold red letters: DO NOT CONSUME. MAY CONTAIN FLAMINGO GASTRIC JUICES!!! Cause of death: Cerebral Serratus Seritosus.

Senitors Special Shower 

When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.
- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.

-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.
Senitors Special Shower by Reedski December 6, 2021