9 definitions by Reedski

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!
by Reedski March 22, 2015
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A term used by medivac pilots & dispatch to indicate that a person is Too Fat To Fly. Which notifies dispatch that the patients BMI is far beyond the lift capacity of the helicopter and they will need a bigger bird.
Dispatch, upon arrival patient is determined to be T.F.T.F., please advise.
by Reedski December 7, 2021
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A person usually called who has a vast proclivity to being an asshole, short hand for a Valerie that is an asshole is Vasshole. They are usually wrong, but due to their inability to recognize their own shortcomings project their insecurities onto others.
- Jesus I had no idea that Valerie was such a Vasshole.
- Oh yeah, she is a gaping Vasshole.
by Reedski December 7, 2021
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It is the sexual act of a man laying flat on his back while a chick lathers his dick in refried beans and hot sauce to use as lubricant for her ass while she bounces up and down on it using two other gentlemans dicks as handlebars to maintain consistent and steady bouncing rythm.
Hey guys Tiffany-Lynn is down for a Puerto Rican pogo stick I need two volunteers to be the handlebars, I'll take anyone it doesn't matter!
by Reedski April 9, 2015
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A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.
I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.

yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.
by Reedski December 7, 2021
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When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?

- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
by Reedski December 7, 2021
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When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 31, 2022
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