sex attack

Not to be confused with rape or shark attack. Sex attack is when two people are getting themselves equipped and prepared for sex - when all of a sudden one of them cannot control their urges and ferociously springs him/herself onto you. You then eventually decide to give in ;)

Angharad: So, Rose what happened with you and Tom last night then?
Rose: We were sitting on my couch and then he sex attacked me!
Angharad: (gasp) Did he rape you?
Rose: NO! bu he just got me when I least expected it

by chloroflourocarbons July 22, 2009

Verbally Sex Attacked

When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.

"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."

by Jackkannoff April 3, 2020

drug fuelled sex heart attack

The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.

Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.

by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009