A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Osian is a name with precisely 11.2 meanings.
Here's just one of them.
A Nordic King who defeated a Saxonic King by transforming into a big deer.
Osian = Big Deer.
Farmer's Wife Belinda- Hey Jimm, honey. Say, you're back early from the hunt!
Farmer Jimm- Come look, Belinda! I just shot me an Osian!
Susan- So, Kyle... How is he... you know... in bed?
Claire- You don't mess around do you Susan? *Giggles* Yeah he's a total Osian.
Saxon King Thom- HOLY SHIZN IT'S AN OSIAN!
A word you feel compelled to shout whenever you and a large gathering of people are about to do something ridiculous and impulsive.
Shouting "For Gondor" makes the stupid act seem meaningful and awesome. This phenomena often occurs when under the influence of alcahol or cannabis.
Aran- You sure you want to go down the slip-road in these trollies?
Pot-head- Come on guys- FOR GONDOR!!!
Rita- He just won't listen to me, I don't know what to do!
Derek- What would Gondor do?! Huh?!
Rita-... Gondor would find a way.
An orgasm achieved while watching epic moments of lord of the rings.
Several moments in this film often trigger a lotrgasm, more prominently in Cinema showings.
Examples of instances when lotrgasms can be achieved-
-When Aragon slays Lurts.
-When the Rohirim charge against the Uruk-Hai in Helm's Deep.
-When The Rohirim charge the legions of Mordoor on Pelenor fields.
- When Samwise defeats Shelob.
- When Smeogol defeats Golem in a battle of the mind.
An awkward, possibly academic person, with no social skills to speak of. A leach who sucks any enjoyment or craziness from a situation. Someone who takes pride in mundande aspects of life and work that no-one else cares about. Anal. Pathetic.
Rick- Arite Kenneth, what're you so happy about?
Kenneth- I just finished Colour Coding my school books in individual files! Every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
Rick- Goddamit Kenneth, you're such a greeb!
The act of bringing a person down with a short, nasty twist on words when they are excited or proud of themselves.
Also, patronizing someone into submission is another technique in cutting-down.
Guy 1- Oh my God, this is the best thing ever! Liste--
Guy 2- Oh! Is it?! IS IT YEAH?! *turns away*
Male Doctor- No, I'm serious, my incision- you wouldn't believe how small it was!
Female Doctor- Yeah that's what she said. *walks away* Cut down!
Male Doctor- Hey!... Shut up.
The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.
Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.