1. the best thing in the world.
2. when a man takes his erect penis and shoves it into a woman's vagina, causing pleasure to make people scream out with pleasure and joy.
one summer night, jennifer met up with her boyfriend, joe. they drove home after a sweet night with a nice dinner, and an erotic movie afterward, which made them both as horny as fuck. as he was driving, joe felt his boner grow as he thought about the movie and he pulled over to the side. he locked all the doors and jennifer immediatly reached over and shoved her hand into his pants and whispered, "don't say a word." she slowly undid his pants and inserted joe's giant penis into her mouth, making joe groan with pleasure. soon, after a while, they were so horny that joe took jennifer and tore open her clothes. he saw that her thong and jeans were soaking wet from arousion, and rubbed jennifer's pussy. he threw her back and shoved his penis into her vagina. he started slow and steady, while rubbing jennifer's giant breasts, rubbing and suck. his penis was going in and out of jennifer's hairless pussy. jennifer was moaning in pleasure, then she finally screamed, "FASTER, HARDER! I KNOW YOU CAN FUCK FASTER!" joe smiled with a horny look in his eyes and went as hard and fast as he could. jennifer screamed, "OHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS FEELS SOO GOOD DON'T STOP, YOU FUCKER." joe went on fucking jennifer and feeling up her breasts until for 2 hours, until jennifer finished joe with more oral sex. she loved the feeling of joe's giant penis in her mouth, and his cum was so sweet that they swore to each other they'd fuck each other every single time they saw each other. they even fucked in class, earning each other an A from the teacher, who enjoyed watching live porn.
by fuckkkk November 30, 2007
1.A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
"As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow"
by Lt. Ass VE Hump March 07, 2005
The word that comes up in the related words whenever you search something on Urban Dictionary. Anything.
I searched "A" on Urban Dictionary and "sex" was in the related words section... weird.
by yaintime21 May 26, 2008
Best damn activity out there.

Levels of Satisfaction:]

(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/

(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)

(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
"I'm bored"
"Me too"
"Let's have sex"
by i-Do-whAt-I-waNt June 10, 2006
I cannot believe that you're spending your time looking up sex on the internet. Pervert! Sheesh...
Then again, you're not the one spending his time writing a definition for sex on the internet.
by I rock your ass December 12, 2006
Something that nice guys/geeks like me will never experience. This due to the fact that typical human females go for the bigger, dumber alpha male.
Me: “What’s wrong Melissa, why are you crying?

Melissa: “My boyfriend played me for some hoe!”

Me: “aww, that’s sad…is there anything I can do to help?”

Melissa: “No thanks, I took care of that last night when I had make up sex with some other jock”

Me: “oh…ok…”

Melissa: “Thanks so much for trying, you’re such a NICE GUY Salem!”

Me: “Well, if you need me, I’ll be in my room, crying while masturbating to pictures of you from middle school…”

*goes home and masturbates to pictures of Mel from middle school*
by BitterSalem April 10, 2007
when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's wet vagina
I came home from work one day to find my husband naked drinking a beer on out counter. His cock, largest I've ever seen. It looked tasty but I didn't want to show it until we got into sex mode. I knew what I was in for that night, and it was going to be amazing...
He came over to me and he stripped off my blouse and bra and threw them to the side. He unbuttoned my jeans and took off my panties, slowly and romantically. He started to kiss me, his hard cock rubbing against my stomach. He picked me up and threw me onto the bed. Here iit comes. I stradeled my legs and he gave me oral, his tounge exploring my wet pussy. He hit my clit and sent me into screams of pleasure. So I had enough of that, so I flipped him over and I was in control. I carefully slid his hard penis into my pussy and I began to bounce, fast but small. "Ohhh, BABY I love it when you do thatttt... AH!" then i pushed his penis fast and hard and immediate into my pussy and rubbed up and down, in and out hard and fast. I knew he was enjoying it so I let him take control.
He was on top of me missionary style, and his penis never left my vagina. I loved it. He went in out in out in out super fast and harder than he ecer had. "Come on Kurt, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT HARDER.... AHHH, MMMM, FUCK ME BABY fUcK mE!" I could feel his penis fluttering my g-spot and i knew i was in for an enormous orgasm.
Then he hit me. I went into a giant happy orgasm, and he pulled his penis out of me, and I knew he was almost there, he was all the time sucking on my tits, which felt amazing and he was nibbling and messaging his tounge against my nipples. We went into doggie style on the ground and after 5 mins, he had his orgasm. I could feel the hot cum filling me up and we held there for a minute. He pulled his penis out and I looked down. It wasn't hard so I took his penis and messaged it gently, letting my boobs bounce around in his face. His penis stood up and curved toward me. I knew we were ready for one last bang. This time, Kurt was really into it and he was wildly yelling and groaning my name, while I was straddled on him. We both had an orgasm at almost the same time, and I quickly pulled his penis out of my pussy and into my mouth, giving him a cummy blowjob. It was delicious and he loved it, my mouth so moist and my tounge sucking on each ball.
Eventually, after Kurt's best BJ, we went to sleep with eachother. Both on our sides spooning, with my legs around him, dreaming about out best sex EVER.
by kurt and me love eachother January 26, 2009

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