oh my god. ;)
it started with some kissing. they kissed and they kissed until suddenly he put his hands on her huge tits. they both knew what each other wanted. slowly they took off each others clothes while their kissing became more and more frantic. their breath was heavy as they made their way to the bedroom. he lay her down and pulled of her thong. he could already see she was wet for him but he wanted to make it last he sat on top of her and began to lick her beautiful tits. she began to squeal in pleasure as she knew what was coming. he slowly moved his way down her body until he began to lick her out. lick lick lick. he could feel her on the brink of orgasm but he didnt want her to orgasm now. so they swapped places and the girl began to lick carefully around his huge cock. she was hungry for it and put it in her mouth as soon as he was hard. deep throughting him she felt him become more and more excited until he came in her mouth. she licked up every last bit and suddenly it was too much for them both and they had to have each other there and then. he picked her up and threw her onto the bed before joining her and sliding his cock into her wet fanny and they began to have sex. oh man it was good. he rode her in and out into they both came at the same time then she was on top and went even faster. faster and harder and harder until she screamed with joy and they both had the best orgasm ever ;)
by hellyeah;) September 12, 2010
by andrewtye October 24, 2007
the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels:
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole
to inhale the cunt
to moisten the cunt
to stain the cervix
to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to impregnate
to have a great night
to have a great day
to take the risk
to be the one making the risk happen
to taste whats under pants
to let shit go
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to express dick energy
to add to the population
to make her moan
to make him cum
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more. whats another you can think of?
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole
to inhale the cunt
to moisten the cunt
to stain the cervix
to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to impregnate
to have a great night
to have a great day
to take the risk
to be the one making the risk happen
to taste whats under pants
to let shit go
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to express dick energy
to add to the population
to make her moan
to make him cum
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more. whats another you can think of?
she loves sex, he loves sex, they love sex, it loves sex, dumbass neo users love sex. i mean - anyone reading this loves sex like I do.
by sophieisapatheticthot66 April 22, 2023
the spaceship goes into the port which then goes up and down and white fluid is released from the ship. a latex sheild is sometimes used when a ship is being attacked.
by Steve-O February 23, 2005
When a man sticks his hard penis into a woman's vagina and goes in and out of her until they both cum (or have an orgasm)
one night alison was in her apartment reading Seventeen when her best friend rocky came through the door. Alison and rocky had been best friends for over 4 years and secretly both of them wanted each other, but were to afraid to ask. But tonight was different. Alison could tell that he was horny cuz she could see his boner through his thin basketball shorts. So she got up and hugged him and whispered in his ear "let's have a little fun tonight okay?" And when she said that he knew she meant some hardcore sex. They then started frenching making sure to explore ever inch of each other's mouth as they both stripped off their clothing. Rocky then guilded alison over to her bedroom (he had been to house many times b4 and knew where everything was). They stopped kissing as rocky started eating alison out, careful to always flick his tounge over her clit. then he started tounge fucking her "oh oh rocky!don't stop baby!ohhhhh" then, to return the favor alison gave him the best bj eva and deep-throghted him. Finally they were ready for penetration. Alison lay on the bed while rocky grabbed her hips for balance and slid his rock hard dick into her dripping wet pussy. At first he shallow fucked her until she was screaming at him "come on rocky! I know u can fuck me harder!I want to feel every inch of u inside of me!!!!" This got him so damn horny that he pushed all 10 inches of him inside her and kept going in and out of her while she screamed "oh yeah!!!!Oh yeah baby!!!!!!!!rock my world!!!!faster!!!!harder!!!!stronger!!!!" Finally rocky felt like he was gonna cum. So he pulled himself out of alison and cumed all over her boobs and face. He then licked it all up being sure to nibble on each presious nipple as he liked the cum from her double C boobs. But alison still wanted more of him so he fingered her until she cumed all over his fingers. He was hard again by then and fucked her until she had 3 more orgies! Each time he would pull out of her and demand her to lick to cum off his dick and ass and every time she gladly did it. They then fell asleep with rocky's penis still in alison's vagina until tmro when it started all over again.
by miz_lololololololololololololz June 28, 2009
when a guy comes home to a girl and she has nothing on at all. they go in the bed and the girl spreads her legs apart. then the guy sticks his dick into her vagina and he pushes it in repeatedly, faster and harder. if chosen, the girl can suck and lick his dick, the guy can lick her vagina, they can lick eachother anywhere, and he can play and lick her boobs. this is the best thing to do when on a rainy day, or just when you're bored.
the other night my man came home from a hard day of work with me waiting. i had the heat up reall high, and with nothing on at all. i all of a sudden pulled him into the bedroom and striped his clothes off. i was rubbing and stroking him. then he went on top with me on the bottom, and i shoved his dick into my pussy. man, i love his dick, the biggest and tastiest i have ever seen. then i made him slide his dick in and out, in and out. i started yelling, " OH BABY! THATS THE SPOT! HARDER BABY, HARDER! YESS OHHH...FUCK ME HARDER AND HARDER! THATS HOW TO DO IT! OH, RIDE ME ALL NIGHT LONG!" then when we're done with that, i take his dick out and i start sucking on it and licking it, massaging it with my tounge. while im doing that he is licking and sucking on my boobs, that feels good. then we switch, and he sucks on my pussy, sticking his tounge inside of it, licking every nook, cranny, and corner of it. after that, i like him to go down on the floor, with his head and neck up against the bed. then i rub my vagina all along his neck while my im sqeezing his head with my boobs.
shit, the best sex ever.
if he's not in the mood, then i go into the bedroom and pull my pants off. then i take a huuuuugeeeeeee back massager that vibrates harddd, and stick that into my pussy.
shit, the best sex ever.
if he's not in the mood, then i go into the bedroom and pull my pants off. then i take a huuuuugeeeeeee back massager that vibrates harddd, and stick that into my pussy.
by SeXcRaZyGiRl March 17, 2007
Wife: Honey, I want those shoes
Husband: They're too expensive
Wife: We can have sex later
Husband: mm.....THEY'RE YOURS!
Husband: They're too expensive
Wife: We can have sex later
Husband: mm.....THEY'RE YOURS!
by OnlyTheTruth January 22, 2008