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sex
When a man sticks his hard penis into a woman's vagina and goes in and out of her until they both cum (or have an orgasm)
one night alison was in her apartment reading Seventeen when her best friend rocky came through the door. Alison and rocky had been best friends for over 4 years and secretly both of them wanted each other, but were to afraid to ask. But tonight was different. Alison could tell that he was horny cuz she could see his boner through his thin basketball shorts. So she got up and hugged him and whispered in his ear "let's have a little fun tonight okay?" And when she said that he knew she meant some hardcore sex. They then started frenching making sure to explore ever inch of each other's mouth as they both stripped off their clothing. Rocky then guilded alison over to her bedroom (he had been to house many times b4 and knew where everything was). They stopped kissing as rocky started eating alison out, careful to always flick his tounge over her clit. then he started tounge fucking her "oh oh rocky!don't stop baby!ohhhhh" then, to return the favor alison gave him the best bj eva and deep-throghted him. Finally they were ready for penetration. Alison lay on the bed while rocky grabbed her hips for balance and slid his rock hard dick into her dripping wet pussy. At first he shallow fucked her until she was screaming at him "come on rocky! I know u can fuck me harder!I want to feel every inch of u inside of me!!!!" This got him so damn horny that he pushed all 10 inches of him inside her and kept going in and out of her while she screamed "oh yeah!!!!Oh yeah baby!!!!!!!!rock my world!!!!faster!!!!harder!!!!stronger!!!!" Finally rocky felt like he was gonna cum. So he pulled himself out of alison and cumed all over her boobs and face. He then licked it all up being sure to nibble on each presious nipple as he liked the cum from her double C boobs. But alison still wanted more of him so he fingered her until she cumed all over his fingers. He was hard again by then and fucked her until she had 3 more orgies! Each time he would pull out of her and demand her to lick to cum off his dick and ass and every time she gladly did it. They then fell asleep with rocky's penis still in alison's vagina until tmro when it started all over again.
 
428.
sex
when the penu* enters the vigin*
Because we had sex, i'm pregnant!
by anonymas April 22, 2007
 
429.
sex
Like the best thing ever so go stick your dick in someones vagina already!!
Guy: lets have sex
SLUT!: ok
by mike D>< December 23, 2007
 
430.
sex
when a male and female are horny or want to have babys they get nude and the male puts his cock in the females pussy and shakes it fast to get sperm cells out of his balls in the females pussy then if she's pregnant the sperm cell will grow into a baby and when the day comes the female will push and a baby will ome out of her pussy.
hey honey get a condom im horny and we need to have sex! and fuck!
by jehfdugh December 20, 2008
 
431.
sex
A) God got lazy and said to adam and eve;
"make your own god damn human race"
and so adam said; what the heck!
and jabbed his cock into eve.

B) Someone in evalution decided to get lucky and relieve some stress.

C) what were you expecting; some long ass sexy story? wait, why are you even looking this up?...
God- "I'm so lazyyyyyyy... make the human race for me, will ya?"

adam- sure!
eve- *nags* why do we have to do it?

and so, the woman got to have menstral cycles and a hymen as punishment for being sassy to god. THE END! :D

and remember kids, sex is only fun with a rubber! or else you will get attacked by foreign aliens! (foreign aliens exagerated. they're really something much, much nastier.)
by Callie! October 22, 2008
 
432.
Sex
Megan Fox
damn. That is Sex
by Jake1238 July 07, 2009
 
433.
sex
THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MUST HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Juni Cortez January 21, 2009
 
434.
Sex
one day me and my boyfriend were sitting in my apartment and then we decided to have sex so i started licking his dick until he got hard and then he was sitting by himself yanking himself and i called my girlfriend and me and Jessica started picking up and then my boyfriend got hard again so i gave my boyfriend a blow job and john(my boy friend) licked jessica out then we changed places it was so hot then when jessica left john called his mate and john slid his dick in my pussy all slow like and his mate went al fast in my ass and then jessica came back and we al had so much fun!
by fuck me anal like September 21, 2008