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when someone makes a typo when writing idk

also means penis
Mary: what would go well with my skirt?
John: dik
John: *idk
Mary: *slaps with purse*
by hungryhungryhippo5132 November 04, 2010
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Shortened meaning of the word Dick.

Refering to the males genital organ, the penis.
My dik got big when i saw that porno.

Josh's dik is only 2 centimeters long.

A female doctor gave me my physical, and my dik got big.






by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) August 11, 2008
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An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.
Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx
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similar to dick, but with added abusive tone
Chris, you're such a dik
by Rob P March 27, 2003
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