sedering

sedering (verb): to pretend to be progressive while acting as a attack dog for DNC

- named after Youtube host Sam Seder

there he goes, Seder is sedering again, he just found another reason why solution for every problem is to vote for more democrats

did you watched his show today? Sam was sedering the whole time, apparently it's never a good time to pressure democrats do fight for things they campaigned on, it's just not the right time... we should do it some other time ...

sedering by nathaniel7 December 22, 2020

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

Severing The Velvet by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).

"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina

severing the velvet by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010

Sefering 

To appear on television and comment on all matters political and social.

Person1: What are you doing today?

Person2: I am Sefering 7, but I'll be free after 9.

Person1: Oh, on which station?

Person2: Doesn't matter...ALL OF THEM!

Sefering by PSeudonymousOnly January 27, 2022

skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

skewering the beaver by CW Lang June 23, 2005

Skewering 

When you're giving road head, and the driver runs over a bump in the road, skewering you!

Skewering is the leading cause of throat cancer!

Skewering by TheMightyCarlton May 15, 2017

Skewering 

When someone butts into an existing conversation and won’t shut up. Usually not taking the hint that they are interrupting.

Tom is really drunk, he’s skewering his way into everyone’s conversations.

Skewering by Ladywolf69 February 5, 2020