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the server is down

The excuse nerdy IT guys use when they don't want in participate in a social gathering (specifically ones that involve members of the opposite sex).
Kevin: Hey Tom, want to go out and drink some beers?

Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.

Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
the server is down by RedBeard53 December 7, 2009
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Served down 

Bartending lingo, meaning to serve a cocktail without ice in non-stemmed glassware, as opposed to 'served up' e.g. in a coupe or martini glass.

The term probably comes from the fact that cocktails with no ice are typically served in stemmed glassware, so they keep colder for longer, literally raised above the base of the glass (served up). A cocktail like the Sazerac however, is not typically on the rocks, yet is often served in stemless glassware like a rocks glass or gibraltar glass (served down).
We make our Sazeracs stirred, served down, with a lemon peel as garnish.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026