Mythical being that has six octopus legs for optimal speed, four bodybuilder like arms, and usually carries a weapon or something to occupy his time (i.e. Football) in each hand. Sometime a servantes might have vampire teeth. They are usually covered in vintage tattoos and wear a king’s crown so that everyone knows how much ass he kicks. Covering his body would be sinful so they usually walk around naked, of in a revealing gladiator skirt so that all can see his massive seahorse shaped penis. Very few have ever seen a Servantes and if you do he is usually deetzing or shooting cum missiles on fine ladies.

Am I dreaming or is there really a servnates shooting cum missiles on those fine honeys?

Hot Female: I need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a Servantes

Servantes by deeeeetzing July 31, 2012

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Spanties

Spant·ies span-teez

noun ( used with a plural verb )

underpants or undershorts for stanky buh donk a donks(buh donk a donk refers to a rather large buttocks).

1) Dammm woman you need some spanties to cover bubble butt.
2) When Sugar pulled on her spanties there were ripples for days.
3) Jarrett got a huge ass, that boy needs some spanties.

Spanties by Tight buttocks, small butt September 15, 2013

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skypanties

The Skype version of getting into a woman's panties.

A woman invited me to Skype and my friend said, "get in her skypanties!"

skypanties by ItCouldBeGod March 13, 2014

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