Selston
The unofficial Chav capital of England. The village features a chippy and grocery store. The Chavs are usually congregate outside the chip shop and near the bins at night time, as this is the only time they come out. They have also been known to hurl abuse at the staff working the hot chicken counter at Somerfield.
As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.
As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.
Person 1: "Oy mate, have yer visited Selston?"
Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."
Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."
Selston by Obey Your System January 5, 2011
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