Homie law 9 section 69

This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.

"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."

Homie law 9 section 69 by NotSH03K January 2, 2022

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Homie law 9 section 68

This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.

Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it

Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68

Homie law 9 section 68 by LittleredAP December 8, 2020

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Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000

Oral sex that is so unbelievably good that words cannot Describe it

"Hello madam could you please preform the gawk gawk suction cup 9000 upon my genitalia.”

Gawk Gawk suction cup 9000 by Ph4nt0m N0v4 November 12, 2020

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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