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secretute 

Secretary that give sexual favors to her boss in exchange for money, gifts, promotions, etc. Hybride of 2 words: secretary and prostitute. Some prefer prostitary for that matter
I went up to his office and saw his secretute giving him a bj
secretute by mzu December 23, 2008

secretrevaler 

Best LL player.Winner of many tourneys.Doesnt even need an introduction.
man, secretrevaler is so OP.nerf when?his LL teams are the literal goat
secretrevaler by I_eaturface February 16, 2021
One who keeps secrets from loved ones or friends.
I couldn't trust Christine. She was such a secreter, I just had to break up with her.
Secreter by VulcanDuck November 24, 2010

Secretception 

A secret about a secret
Bob knew that Sally liked him, but kept it a secret from her. Sally liking Bob was a secret all on its own. Bob had created secretception.

Megan knew Julia's deepest, darkest secret, but kept it a secret from her.

Secretesque 

With The Secret revolutionizing 'optimism' and turning it into the fashionable idea of 'positive thinking', it is about time there was some recognition of the movement. This is where 'secretesque' comes from.

To put it simply, to be secretesque means to incorporate The Secret's concept of positive thinking.
I had a 'secretesque' day today, totally worked!
Secretesque by typesamantha April 16, 2011

Secretate 

Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.
Secretate by a tree598 June 7, 2018