Anal Seapage Leak 

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

anal seapage 

the seapage of anal fluids dripping out of the anus

ew look at all the dripping liquid shit in his ass its anal seapage.

anal seapage by jakorz May 16, 2011

Seapig 

A fat chick on the beach.

There's a seapig lying by the pier, checking out all the surfers.

Seapig by Mimi September 21, 2003

fecal seapage 

when u take such a big poop that ur poop is pooping its own poop,usual happens when u drink alot of cheap beer.

im going to have major fecal seapage when i get done drinking this natural ice beer.

fecal seapage by a council hippie December 30, 2010

Seamige 

When your thighs rub together so much your seams split on your yoga pants

Girl soo thick she got seamige leaking out of them yoga pants.

Seamige by Meandragon June 6, 2019

seapigophobia 

fear of pigeons and seagulls

I have severe seapigophobia.

seapigophobia by anonymous February 13, 2023