2 definitions by Zomg Blackguy

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*
by Zomg Blackguy June 9, 2010
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Verb; The act of a man dousing his ballsack in tobasco or another hot sauce, followed by dropping it in/on another man or womans mouth or face while they are sleeping, passed out, etc.
Man 1:Dude did you here what Jon did to Jeff last night?

Man 2:No, what?

Man 1:He doused his nuts in tobasco and dropped them in Jeffs mouth. Gave him the Northern Mexican Lava Pit.

Man 2: That's Fucking gross.
by Zomg Blackguy June 4, 2010
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