Seanean Therom 

A2+B2+C= D2

there is no such thing as gravity and the earth is always moving up
Earth is flat

Pluto is god
Founded by Sean Wingold

The Seanean Therom is so correct

Seanean Therom by quiczyy October 5, 2020

Seameanted 

Sea•mean•ted |'sēmən'ted|
verb trans.
The action of impregnating a woman (out of wedlock) in order to seal the deal.

Guy#1: Dude I just seameanted Deborah for life!
Guy#2: Like a boss?!?!

Seameanted by M&mKilla' March 9, 2010

Seabeaming 

The act of rubbing male ejaculate on yourself to attract a mate through pheromones.

After Seabeaming myself, my new neighbor invited me over for drinks and the D.

Seabeaming by PreciousRoy July 28, 2022

Seabear 

A sweet ass animal. A bear with gills

Real men ride seabears to work

Seabear by Miss. Davis August 4, 2006

seablanket 

A person who blankets everyone around them because they feel it is the only thing they are capable of doing well. They care more for others than themselves and are selfless beings. Usually female. Typically a delicate and petite girl with green eyes and brown or red hair. Seablankets are also very insecure but pride themselves on being so compassionate. Are very often also a doormat.

What a seablanket. She just lets people use her and use her and then she goes right back. She's a wonderful person but damnit, she spends her life being walked all over and never ceasing to care. Pathetic existance. Admirable, though. You could never hate someone like that.

seablanket by teknalbaes November 22, 2009

Seabear 

A Seabear is a sexy ass animal that lives in the sea. They are a god like creature which is very hairy and is the sex appeal of any group he hangs around in. A Seabears growl has been known to make women orgasm through the sheer power of his Thu'um. They originate from the urban areas of Glasgow, Scotland.

Seabears once overpopulated the whole of Scotland, until the tragic accident of 08, in which a rogue Seabear tracked down and killed every last Seabear bar one.

Every five years a Seabear must feast on a aborted fetus of a Seabear, which now proves difficult for the last Seabear. So he owns a fetus room full of aborted Seabear fetus's.

The last Seabear currently lives in Scotland, roaming the areas slowly tracking down the Chavs of the land and eating them.

I AM SEABEAR!

Seabear by IAMSEABEAR October 22, 2012

seabeast 

A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)
A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.

Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."
Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"

Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"
Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"
Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".

seabeast by psiscott2000 May 6, 2006