by Tom Fla. December 7, 2006
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 16, 2010
A person who lives in a fish bag and drives to maine to pick up some boobies. They speak with thick russian/slavic/poopsack accents depending upon their current state of seabass-ness. Two currently reside in the Deeg and one lives in a cave in newengland.
by seabassluva November 19, 2010
An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.
Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
(2nd guy) You mean Seabass?
(1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
by kurt April 26, 2005
by GW Forsyth March 10, 2005
A person who is always off there tits on something usually red wine. A person who is seabassed often thinks they are a comedian and has an addiction to posting videos online.
by The Goonbot July 27, 2020
Something that it totally random, stupid, or just does not make any sense to the common man. If one were to see something out of the ordinary or just plain odd, all that person would need to say is "seabass."
Person 1: "Yo, look over there, a lion talking to a turtle on the parkbench."
Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"
Person 2: " Yep, seabass..."
"seabass"
by Jibbs June 3, 2005