Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”
Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”
Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”
by freakinegg March 28, 2020
by JamesCurry May 10, 2016
When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.
by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017
A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.
The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?
Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.
Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?
Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.
Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?
Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
by Ralphyy Ashinn November 9, 2010
a particularly odourous vagina caused by excessive heat around the crotch area. a common problem for women in; hot weather and/or man made polyester undergarments.
sheesh! Serena babby, i've been wearing these plastic panties so long its like a seabass sauna in my region de gash!
by melvin cottervich January 24, 2007
The phrase "Seabass Moment" is used to express extreme displeasure within a certain time frame relevant to when it's said.
by UmbraOfPlayr September 26, 2021
A seabass is the fucking worst goddam fish in the Animal Crossing games, It never will leave your island or your nightmares. Just when you thought you got a oarfish, BOOM fucking seabass.
Person 1: Dude Ima catch this big fish
Person 2: It's going to be a seabass (Animal Crossing)
Person1: Fuck it's a seabass
Person 2: It's going to be a seabass (Animal Crossing)
Person1: Fuck it's a seabass
by Blue Mario June 5, 2020