1 definition by seabassluva

A person who lives in a fish bag and drives to maine to pick up some boobies. They speak with thick russian/slavic/poopsack accents depending upon their current state of seabass-ness. Two currently reside in the Deeg and one lives in a cave in newengland.
EX.) Dear Sexy Seabass,
Rub some hummus on me
Love Sexy Seabass
by seabassluva November 19, 2010
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