Sea Urchin Propaganda 

Propaganda given by the sea urchins, or other sea creatures. Common sea urchin propaganda includes, pasta being bad, sewers being good, Eggyeg being worse than tacoted, and many more.

I SWEAR THAT'S SEA URCHIN PROPAGANDA, DON'T LIE TO ME!

Sea Urchin Propaganda by A sea urchin definitely March 20, 2022

Sea Urchin Scramble 

The act of inserting a sea urchin inside a woman's asshole and proceeding to produce friction due to the intense rub of the sea urchin, causing internal bleeding to the victim.

Boss: "why the fuck are you late to work today, mate?"
Client: "sorry man, me and my girl were doing the Sea Urchin Scramble last night so I had to take her to the ER."
Boss: "did it feel good tho?"

Sea Urchin Scramble by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Sea Urchin 

The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole and it clinches up like a Sea Urchin does when you poke your finger in one. Particularly effective if you say "Sea Urchin" as you make the move.

Ha! Stacy was bending down to grab her purse and I gave her a sea urchin.

Sea Urchin by C.JO June 2, 2004

Sea-Urchin Bird

The "SUB" is an unusual species of bird that grows inside sea urchins, acting as if the sea urchin is the womb and the bird a fetus. When the sea urchin dies, impregnated with the bird, it crawls out. The Sea Urchin bird is both a myth and a fact. Whether you believe it is in existence or not, it has not been proven wrong therefore cannot be classified as "extinct." it is most commonly seen when students dissect sea-urchins in Marine biology labs, the bird flies out of the urchin as the student cuts through the exoskeleton.

Holy shit Karen! Did you just see that SUB fly out of that Sea urchin?!?!

-or when used in sarcastic remarks

"what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your ass?"

"whats he got up HIS ass? A sea-urchin bird?"

Sea-Urchin Bird by ProfessorKnell January 8, 2008

Sea Urchin 

A gym rat who thinks they're tough with the most ridiculous ego know to man. A person who thinks that they are gods gift to beer pong when really they are the lowest of the low.

Hey guys someone just trolled. Its probally that sea urchin James Relish Taylor

Sea Urchin by reckless54 October 11, 2013

Star Fish Sea Urchin 270 

When a man places his hands on a woman's boobs, and they're so enormous the hands get pulled and sucked into the boobs.

Tom: I WANT YOU!
Desire: Wanna give me a Star Fish Sea Urchin 270?
Tom: YES! YOU HAVE DOUBLE D's!
Desire: Mmmmm.

Star Fish Sea Urchin 270 by Hot Peppas June 4, 2009

Sea Urchin 

One who is known for curving every guy they come in contact with.

Their are other fish in the sea, but she's a sea urchin.

Sea Urchin by Pwoww June 10, 2014