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A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.
That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!
scumball by Drew Switala August 18, 2005

Scumpallery 

The act by a scumpal of writing to and fawning over a murderer on death row.

Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.

The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.
Chefmate, Joanna24, Pinbalwyz, and Hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have scumpals on death row, and are thus practitioners of "scumpallery."
Scumpallery by Hotsnot July 20, 2008

Scumbagery 

Scumbagery - (Skum-bag-err-ee)
1: The act of being a "scumbag."
2: Performing acts of being deemed a "scumbag."
example 1)We gon be doin some scumbagery tonight Glenn.

Example 2) Last week jim performed 4 acts of scumbagery.
Scumbagery by J33zup March 14, 2009

Scumbaggery 

A deceiving, manipulative way of conduction sales calls/ or servicing an account.
Ace and Slomar have become masters of scumbaggery.

When someone sleeps with a person of decisive power in order to make a sale.
Scumbaggery by D.M. of TEAM L.A. January 20, 2011
Comes from the word "skubala" meaning trash or shit. A skuballer is someone who thinks they're really good at a sport, and gets super cocky and obnoxious, but in reality he sucks at the fore mentioned sport.
Jim: Man, Paul hogged the ball all game.
John: I know! He didn't score once. He's a huge skuballer.
Skuballer by Riper123 February 15, 2015

Sumoballer 

A SumoBaller is an old guy who hasn't given a fuck since WWII when he killed a Nazi with it. Coined when a guy in the YMCA shower got down to sumo stance and began furiously washing ONLY his balls for three minutes while staring me in the eye. WTF?!
That 73 yr old sumoballer just flipped off my 5 year old and threw a burrito at me.
Sumoballer by Saucier October 17, 2014