scause 

Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.

A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.

"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"

scause by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021

Scrub the heezy 

1. To prepare carefully for an event. (v.)

2. To get cleaned up. Attend to one's personal hygiene.(v.)

Travis: wha' cho' doin' with does CDs beyotch?
Bambiqua: Scrubbin' the heezy for the party, foo ! This party going to be off the chainsaw!

OR

Bambiqua: Whew! did all y'all forget to scrub the heezy?

Travis: I just come from shootin' hoops straight off the heeze.

Bambiqua: Well, git!

Scrub the heezy by 209 fo evah! June 4, 2010

Schuss in Boots 

Someone who purports to engage in snow sports such as skiing or snowboarding but who instead spends most of their time in mountain bars.

She'll never make it down that run by lunch time, there are 3 bars on it and she's totally Schuss in Boots.

Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.

Schuss in Boots by Baggsy January 24, 2012

British Scrub

Scrubbing/brushing your teeth with a towel to clean the plaque off your teeth. Known as British due to the stereotype of English folks having yellow/white teeth which is the usual result of a British Scrub.

Nigel your teeth are mighty yellow, perform a quick British Scrub in the bathroom before your meeting in a few minutes.

British Scrub by ScrubbyNigelMcScrub July 13, 2017

scrub in 

Something they say about 500 times per episode on Grey's Anatomy.

Intern: "Doctor, I had sex with you, please let me in on this surgery."
Doctor: "Okay, scrub in."

scrub in by CMAN May 30, 2013

scrub-a-dub a swing-dong 

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.

my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

scrub-a-dub a swing-dong by AbyGal April 24, 2009

e-sclusive 

A cyber relationship between two equally pathetic losers who met in a cyber chat room and despite living hundreds or thousands of miles apart and having never met in person, have vowed to remain cyber faithful - forsaking all other chat requests.

Buddy: "Hey Stan, how's your girl from the Philippines, Three_Cox_in_Me, doing?"

Lonely_But_Rich: "She's so sweet. She's really into me. In fact, we're in a totally e-sclusive relationship now since I sent her that $10K to go on the cruise with her cousin, Enrico."

e-sclusive by orientxp June 23, 2010