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Those little gross smelly yellow chunks of rotten food that you cough up sometimes. Consider it a throat booger.
As I was talking to the manager I accidentally coughed up a scrump that landed on his desk.
by cpdcrsdr January 22, 2013
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a noun for a very small amount of something, especially a food or drink
Do you want a scrump of cheese for your salad?
by theAlphatard August 27, 2005
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A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.
by Brian He October 20, 2005
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Scating while Krumping, or having a stroke and seizure at the same time.
my uncle scrumped his way into the hoepital!
by heritic31 February 06, 2008
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standards, expectations, acceptable quality; as used in the phrase "up to scrump"
Victor's semester grades were not up to scrump.
by T. Runyan August 17, 2008
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A smooch. A kiss. A snuggle. They are true scrumps when they are given by boys with names that start with D's.
"Give me a scrump"
"Where's my scrumpy's"
" I need a scrumpdillyump"
by Tinibear February 03, 2010
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(noun) a combination of the words and properties of Scrub & Chump.

Avoid scrumps at all cost.
Get lost Scrump!

That fanny pack makes you look rather scrumpish today.
by L.R.H. , esq. April 24, 2010
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