scrump

a noun for a very small amount of something, especially a food or drink

Do you want a scrump of cheese for your salad?

by theAlphatard August 28, 2005

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.

by Brian He October 20, 2005

Scating while Krumping, or having a stroke and seizure at the same time.

my uncle scrumped his way into the hoepital!

by heritic31 February 6, 2008

standards, expectations, acceptable quality; as used in the phrase "up to scrump"

Victor's semester grades were not up to scrump.

by T. Runyan August 17, 2008

by Leslee November 8, 2003

the excess skin of a penis before it has been circumsized.. after it has been cut off it is called a "scrump"

You are a scrump licking whore.
scrump ass bitch, scrump fucker, scrumpin mother fucker

by Cliff Humps December 20, 2007

scrumping

Stealing fruit, especially apples, from someone else's trees. British. It's considered less bad than, say, shoplifting, but adults still disapprove.

by Kylee August 12, 2003